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FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.
This sounds like what my mother said i did to her
Toying around with ideas for a T-shirt for my daughter. The official Disney princess shirts for little girls irk me slightly. I can deal with how they’re fluorescent pink and sparkly but not with how the princesses on shirts are always either limited to 1-5 of them or they’re stuffed in so that some are hidden behind others. Not to mention they are always depicted in their fancy ballgowns and their superficial beauty and wealth is glamorised (like the world’s not bombarding little girls enough with that crap already -although I have to give exception here to Merida and of course Pocahontas who doesn’t have a fancy dress as such but then she’s usually stuffed to the back line in group images or left out altogether so meh) while other more valuable princess traits like kindness, perseverance, courage, generosity, thirst for knowledge etc. are for the most part ignored.
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
"- s.a. - Everything I Needed To Know In Life, I Learned At Camp (via allcanadianprophet)
1. Appreciate the little things, like showers and laundry.
2. Be flexible.
3. Watch as many sunrises/sunsets as you can.
4. Working with children will bring you many great stories.
5. Campfire smell will stick to your clothes; cherish it.
6. Take time for yourself; the quality of the time you spend with others is more important than the quantity.
7. Do your work. Not for others, but for yourself.
8. Savour every moment. The bad will teach you and the good will become memories.
9. Laugh often.
10. Hug your friends. They are your best advice givers, best source of warmth on a cold night, and the best people you’ll ever know. Cherish them and let them know how important they are to you."
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